Survey Stolen From My Friend Mimi
ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT?I have a faded thin line on the back of my hand that was the result of a duck attack, but that’s a story for a different time. At my age, blemish-free skin is a...
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This blog is in honor of my award-winning entry in Maven’s First Ever Erotic Blog Contest! The original contest can be found here. That’s right. I’m honoring myself. Get used to it. For those without...
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